On the 1st day of Christmas, my wizard gave to me,
A tuna just for Happy.

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On the 2nd day of Christmas, my wizard gave to me,
Lucy: Two Keys at one time.
And a tuna just for Happy. ("AYE!")

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On the 3rd day of Christmas, my wizard gave to me,
Happy, Charle, Pantherlily: Three Exceed.
Lucy: Two Keys at one time.
And a tuna just for Happy.

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On the 4th day of Christmas, my wizard gave to me,
Natsu, Wendy, Gajeel, Laxus: Four dragon slayers.
Happy, Charle, Pantherlily: Three Exceed.
Lucy: Two Keys at one time.
And a tuna just for Happy.

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On the 5th day of Christmas, my wizard gave to me,
Loke: FIVE GOLDEN KEYS!
Natsu, Wendy, Gajeel, Laxus: Four dragon slayers.
Happy, Charle, Pantherlily: Three Exceed.
Lucy: Two Keys at one time.
And a tuna just for Happy. ("Nomnomnom!")

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On the 6th day of Christmas, my wizard gave to me,
Hiro Mashima: Six years of manga.
Loke: FIVE GOLDEN KEYS!
Natsu, Wendy, Gajeel, Laxus: Four dragon slayers. (Wendy: "Natsu, stop fighting with Gajeel.")
Happy, Charle, Pantherlily: Three Exceed.
Lucy: Two Keys at one time.
And a tuna just for Happy.

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On the 7th day of Christmas, my wizard gave to me,
Gildarts: Seven years of silence.
Hiro Mashima: Six years of manga. ("Arigato!")
Loke: FIVE GOLDEN KEYS!
Natsu, Wendy, Gajeel, Laxus: Four dragon slayers.
Happy, Charle, Pantherlily: Three Exceed.
Lucy: Two Keys at one time. (Lucy: "This is tiring!")
And a tuna just for Happy.

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On the 8th day of Christmas, my wizard gave to me,
Mira: Eight mages magicking.
Gildarts: Seven years of silence.
Hiro Mashima: Six years of manga.
Loke: FIVE GOLDEN KEYS! (Lucy: "Loke, you're singing that way too loud. This isn't The Lion King!")
Natsu, Wendy, Gajeel, Laxus: Four dragon slayers.
Happy, Charle, Pantherlily: Three Exceed.
Lucy: Two Keys at one time.
And a tuna just for Happy.

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On the 9th day of Christmas, my wizard gave to me,
Elfman: Nine monsters growling.
Mira: Eight mages magicking.
Gildarts: Seven years of silence.
Hiro Mashima: Six years of manga.
Loke: FIVE GOLDEN KEYS!
Natsu, Wendy, Gajeel, Laxus: Four dragon slayers. (Wendy: "Laxus, don't encourage them!")
Happy, Charle, Pantherlily: Three Exceed.
Lucy: Two Keys at one time.
And a tuna just for Happy.

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On the 10th day of Christmas, my wizard gave to me,
Makarov: Ten Wizard Saints a'casting.
Elfman: Nine monsters growling.
Mira: Eight mages magicking.
Gildarts: Seven years of....*yaaaaawn*...silence.
Hiro Mashima: Six years of manga. ("Manga no roku-nen.")
Loke: FIVE GOLDEN KEYS!
Natsu, Wendy, Gajeel, Laxus: Four dragon slayers.
Happy, Charle, Pantherlily: Three Exceed.
Lucy: Two Keys at one time.
And a tuna just for Happy.

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On the 11th day of Christmas, my wizard gave to me,
Gray: Eleven cast-off clothing. (Juvia: "OH GRAY-SAMA!")
Makarov: Ten Wizard Saints a'casting. (FAIRY LAWWWWWWW!)
Elfman: Nine monsters growling. (GRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!)
Mira: Eight mages magicking. (Mira: "Gray, your clothes!")
Gildarts: Seven years of....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....
Hiro Mashima: マンガの六年
Loke: FIVE GOLDEN KEYS! (Lucy: "But I have 10, hmph!")
Natsu, Wendy, Gajeel, Laxus: Four dragon slayers. (Wendy: "STOP FIGHTING!")
Happy, Charle, Pantherlily: Three Exceed. ("Happy, get your hand off my tail!")
Lucy: Two Keys at one time. (Lucy: "My voice is going hoarse.")
And a tuna just for Happy.

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On the 12th day of Christmas, my wizard gave to me,
Erza: Twelve swords a'swinging.
Gray: Eleven cast-off clothing.
Makarov: Ten Wizard Saints a'casting.
Elfman: Nine monsters growling.
Mira: Eight mages magicking.
Gildarts: Seven years of silence.
Hiro Mashima: Six years of manga.
Loke: FIVE GOLDEN KEYS!
Natsu, Wendy, Gajeel, Laxus: Four dragon slayers.
Happy, Charle, Pantherlily: Three Exceed.
Lucy: Two Keys at one time.

ALTOGETHER NOW!!!

And a tuna just for Happy.

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Merry Christmas, Everyone!

See last year's parody: Merry Christmas, Fairy TailTwas the night before Christmas, when all through the guild
The mages were partying, the tables were filled.
No "Silent Night" for these folks, they partied til dawn
And hoped the hangovers would not last long.
Sweet Mira was pouring the drinks with such care.
Even Fried was laughing, no matter how rare.
And Elfman spoke of manhood, and Gajeel sang a tune,
Yet none of them knew what would happen quite soon.
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
Natsu sprang to the door to see what was the matter.
Away flew Gray's clothes, just in a flash,
Droy kept eating food while Jet ran to Levy in a dash.
Loke lit up the night with his starlit bright ring
While Juvia swore to protect Gray-sama with a tight cling
When, what to their wondering eyes should appear,
But something that made Mira gasp and cry, "Oh dear!"
Twas a dirty old geezer, so perverted and off.
They knew in a moment it must be Makarov.
He was larger than a giant, purely to carry the sack.
He called off their names, his vo