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Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the guild
The mages were partying, the tables were filled.
No "Silent Night" for these folks, they partied til dawn
And hoped the hangovers would not last long.
Sweet Mira was pouring the drinks with such care.
Even Fried was laughing, no matter how rare.
And Elfman spoke of manhood, and Gajeel sang a tune,
Yet none of them knew what would happen quite soon.
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
Natsu sprang to the door to see what was the matter.
Away flew Gray's clothes, just in a flash,
Droy kept eating food while Jet ran to Levy in a dash.
Loke lit up the night with his starlit bright ring
While Juvia swore to protect Gray-sama with a tight cling
When, what to their wondering eyes should appear,
But something that made Mira gasp and cry, "Oh dear!"
Twas a dirty old geezer, so perverted and off.
They knew in a moment it must be Makarov.
He was larger than a giant, purely to carry the sack.
He called off their names, his voice sharp like a crack.
"Here Erza! Here, Levy! Here, Mira and Lisanna!
Come, Lucy! Come, Evergreen! Come Juvia and Cana!
I want only the girls, such beauties enthrall.
You boys, dash away! Dash away! Dash away all!"
As dry leaves that before the summer sun burn,
Natsu's fists went aflame to be so sexistly spurned.
"I want my present, you old geezer," he screamed.
All the men in the guild joined behind him, it seemed.
Lucy clutched tight her bosom, Levy began to protest,
Wendy whispered, "Was I not called because I lack any chest?"
Erza brandished her sword and it gleamed in the night.
Mira went Satan Soul and gave them all a big fright.
And then, in a twinkling, the man naughtily laughed,
The chuckles and chiding of their master quite daft.
A brawl was about to take place, they all knew.
The dirty old master versus his bratty young crew.
When up stepped a man, wearing a cloak to his feet,
And his clothes were all tarnished with mud and with peat.
A bundle of toys he had flung on his back,
And he looked like a peddler, just opening his pack.
His eyes - how they twinkled! A tattoo under his eye,
His hair like a summer-colored midnight-blue sky,
His sad little mouth was drawn in a heartfelt smile
As he saw Erza's eyes gleam in recognition after a while.
He spoke not a word, but went along each row
And handed each one of them a gift with a bow.
With a nod and a wink, he stepped back into the snow
And he suddenly vanished in a magical glow.
Natsu sprang to the air, and Happy helped him to fly,
Yet they couldn't find Jellal, no matter how hard they'd try.
But they heard him exclaim after fading from sight,
"Happy Christmas, Fairy Tail, and to all a goodnight!"
The mages were partying, the tables were filled.
No "Silent Night" for these folks, they partied til dawn
And hoped the hangovers would not last long.
Sweet Mira was pouring the drinks with such care.
Even Fried was laughing, no matter how rare.
And Elfman spoke of manhood, and Gajeel sang a tune,
Yet none of them knew what would happen quite soon.
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
Natsu sprang to the door to see what was the matter.
Away flew Gray's clothes, just in a flash,
Droy kept eating food while Jet ran to Levy in a dash.
Loke lit up the night with his starlit bright ring
While Juvia swore to protect Gray-sama with a tight cling
When, what to their wondering eyes should appear,
But something that made Mira gasp and cry, "Oh dear!"
Twas a dirty old geezer, so perverted and off.
They knew in a moment it must be Makarov.
He was larger than a giant, purely to carry the sack.
He called off their names, his voice sharp like a crack.
"Here Erza! Here, Levy! Here, Mira and Lisanna!
Come, Lucy! Come, Evergreen! Come Juvia and Cana!
I want only the girls, such beauties enthrall.
You boys, dash away! Dash away! Dash away all!"
As dry leaves that before the summer sun burn,
Natsu's fists went aflame to be so sexistly spurned.
"I want my present, you old geezer," he screamed.
All the men in the guild joined behind him, it seemed.
Lucy clutched tight her bosom, Levy began to protest,
Wendy whispered, "Was I not called because I lack any chest?"
Erza brandished her sword and it gleamed in the night.
Mira went Satan Soul and gave them all a big fright.
And then, in a twinkling, the man naughtily laughed,
The chuckles and chiding of their master quite daft.
A brawl was about to take place, they all knew.
The dirty old master versus his bratty young crew.
When up stepped a man, wearing a cloak to his feet,
And his clothes were all tarnished with mud and with peat.
A bundle of toys he had flung on his back,
And he looked like a peddler, just opening his pack.
His eyes - how they twinkled! A tattoo under his eye,
His hair like a summer-colored midnight-blue sky,
His sad little mouth was drawn in a heartfelt smile
As he saw Erza's eyes gleam in recognition after a while.
He spoke not a word, but went along each row
And handed each one of them a gift with a bow.
With a nod and a wink, he stepped back into the snow
And he suddenly vanished in a magical glow.
Natsu sprang to the air, and Happy helped him to fly,
Yet they couldn't find Jellal, no matter how hard they'd try.
But they heard him exclaim after fading from sight,
"Happy Christmas, Fairy Tail, and to all a goodnight!"
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Fairies and Christmas
“It’s so cold!” Lucy whined. She pulled the collar of her coat up over the sides of her face, “I know you’re a Fire Mage and all, but how the hell are you not even slightly cold, Natsu?”
The pink haired teen turned around and faced his friend, who bumped into him, “Because I’m amazing.”
Lucy looked up and glared.
“If you wanna get warmed up, then hurry up.” He turned around and began walking again.
“Yeah, Lucy, hurry up!” Happy flew behind Natsu. Lucy sighed and followed them.
It was mid-December in Magnolia. The river to the friends’ right
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Saviors and Troubles
Lucy, Levy and Juvia are the school bully targets of Magnolia High. Lyon, Sting, and Jet are the main bullies towards the three girls. One day, Natsu, Gajeel, and Gray will save them from their tormentors. They also happen to be Vampires! Natsu asked them to join their guild, Fairytail. Soon love will bloom between them, causeing trouble from the vampires and the human girls. Will be OOC, NaLu, Gruvia, Galev story.
-------Chapter 1-------
Foots ran panically through the silent dark streets of Magnoila. "This can't be happening! Not now!" a girl with blonde hair and big brown eyes panted. "It's a weekend! You'd only thi
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Sequel to 'Overreacted'
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:.Don't tell me it'll be okay, cos' we both know it won't be.:
Natsu grinned to himself cheekily as he walked down the sidewalk, all troubles vanishing with the afternoon sun. He felt great. No, better than great, he felt fantastic. Why you ask? Well, because he's going to meet a certain celestial blonde mage.
He wasn't stupid-okay so maybe he was a little stupid. But he was smart enough to realize that the blonde...might have feelings for him. The bad part was, she might not. He just needed to figure out which one it was, and fast. Cause truth be told, he had developed feelings for her a long time ago. Lik
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My present to the fandom. Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Blessed Yule, Happy Holidays.
2012's Christmas parody: [link]
Other Fairy Tail Stories:
Box Of Nip - [link]
Engraved In His Heart - [link]
Romeo's Story - [link]
Sayonara, Saiai No Shishi - [link]
The 8th Candle - [link]
Warm, Rough, and Gentle - [link]
Your Prince Is Here - [link]
Mature Fairy Tail Fics:
Cat Bath - [link]
Dance Fighting - [link]
Do The Math - [link]
Erza's Lesson On How To Write Yaoi - [link]
Just Three Words - [link]
Kitty Licks - [link]
2012's Christmas parody: [link]
Other Fairy Tail Stories:
Box Of Nip - [link]
Engraved In His Heart - [link]
Romeo's Story - [link]
Sayonara, Saiai No Shishi - [link]
The 8th Candle - [link]
Warm, Rough, and Gentle - [link]
Your Prince Is Here - [link]
Mature Fairy Tail Fics:
Cat Bath - [link]
Dance Fighting - [link]
Do The Math - [link]
Erza's Lesson On How To Write Yaoi - [link]
Just Three Words - [link]
Kitty Licks - [link]
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I love it! So awesome.